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15 witty beauty pageant memes that will make you laugh

ASTIG PH Team

October 3, 2014

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Making fun of beauty pageant introductions are among the Filipino’s favorite jokes. Similar to pick-up lines, knock-knock jokes, and Erap jokes, they are a cultural staple to a beauty pageant-crazy country like the Philippines.

Beauty pageants are a normal occurrence all over the country. Usually this is tied to fiestas – annual holiday festivals celebrated by a City or Barangay.

Miss Gay, a beauty pageant for gay men or ladyboys, are famous for being a comedic event. During the introductory portion of the pageant, the contestants introduce themselves and the country they represent. The gay contestants choose an alias – usually the name of a female celebrity or a famous person, as well as country to represent.

In a fashion similar to Miss Universe and other international beauty pageants, the contestants announce their name. The punchline comes when contestants state their country – usually preceded by a funny play on words. The wittier the line and manner of delivery, the funnier it will be.

For example:

That’s the thing with love. Sometimes you feel happiness but sometimes all you feel … SPAIN!!!

From Spain to Hungary, we have compiled some of the wittiest, funniest beauty pageant memes that we’ve found.

Do you have a clever beauty pageant meme? Share it in the comments area below!

Ang susunod na palabas ay rated … FIJI!!!

Mamaya na ako kakain wala pa akong … GHANA!!!

77, 78, 79 … HAITI!!!

Kakakain mo lang, gutom ka nanaman? HUNGARY!!!

Mas mabilis kaysa i-walk … IRAN!!!

Walang kutsara walang tinidor edi mag … JAMAICA!!!

Wag kayong makulit, kung ayaw nyong … KAZAKHSTAN!!!

Hindi sayo hindi akin … KENYA!!!

Sabat nang sabat kahit hindi kinakausap … NEPAL!!!

Aba! Hindi ako papayag dyan sa gusto mo … NORWAY!!!

Lumaban ka! Puro ka satsat, puro ka … PANAMA!!!

Hindi sa Megamall, hindi sa greenbelt kundi … SAMOA!!!

Ganyan talaga ang love, minsan you feel happiness pero madalas all you feel … SPAIN!!!

27, 28, 29 … TURKEY!!!