Frame from the Niu Lai animation showing its low-poly cow protagonist
A frame from Niu Lai (The Cow is Coming). (Image: Wikimedia Commons, CC0)

The ‘terrible’ Chinese cow cartoon by a mother and son that is somehow beating The Odyssey at the box office

A 'terrible' Chinese cow animation made by a mother and son, on a tiny budget, is now rivaling 'The Odyssey' at the box office. Here is the delightful story. #NiuLai #TheCowComes #BoxOffice


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Picture this: a movie so rough around the edges that the internet called it ‘bad in every aspect.’ Made by two people in their spare time. Budget that could not buy a decent phone. And somehow, that is the film nudging ‘The Odyssey’ and ‘Spider-Man’ off the top of China’s box office. Yes, really.

The movie is ‘Niu Lai’, which translates roughly to ‘The Cow is Coming.’ It is an 86-minute, low-tech animation about a newborn calf and a skylark. It got released into the world on August 5, got laughed at by basically everyone, and then something weird happened. It would not die.

The film that looks like a student project, by actual families

The people behind ‘Niu Lai’ are Xin Yumeng and Sun Lifang, a mother-and-son team who made the whole thing with their own two hands. Writing, animating, voices, all of it. They spent five years on a project put out by Dalian Jingyuan, a company better known for interior design than cinema. That is not a typo. A decorating company helped put out a cow movie.

The animation has that specific early-2000s-video-game-crash look that animation nerds love to eviscerate. The cow stares. The backgrounds wobble. It is the kind of thing that normally gets one theater showing and then disappears.

The numbers are the twist

Here is where the story gets genuinely unhinged. In its first ten days, the movie made about 7,700 yuan, roughly 842 pounds, across fewer than 300 tickets nationwide. That is not a box office. That is a garage sale.

Then the internet noticed the movie being horrible, and noticed it being funny, and noticed it being honest. Word spread. The film climbed to somewhere around 14.9 million yuan and kept going, with reports later in the week at 17 million. It found itself sitting next to the actual Hollywood blockbusters in the revenue rankings. A cow movie made by a mom and her son, fighting ‘The Odyssey’ for scraps.

The cow, the stock market, and posters drawn by hand

Here is a detail that explains the whole fever. In Chinese, the character for cow and the one for bull are the same word, and the market loves a bull. So fans started joking that they would root for Niu Lai the way they root for a rising index. One Weibo user promised: ‘If the index reaches 4,000 tomorrow, I will go to the cinema to support this movie.’

The movie had no official poster, so cinemas that wanted to cram in the crowds just drew their own by hand and slapped them on the doors. You cannot buy marketing like that, and you cannot fake it either. We did a whole article on those beautiful handmade posters.

Why everyone suddenly loves the ‘worst’ movie

The backlash loop is a familiar one, but China’s Gen Z crowd turned it into an ideology. The more animation purists called ‘Niu Lai’ garbage, the more it became a flag. Because here is the thing nobody could argue with: in an era drowning in AI slop, this thing was handmade. One commenter called it ‘some serious craftsmanship.’ Another cooed that the crude look was a deliberate hand-drawn ‘return to one’s true self.’

That is a big part of why the blockbuster discourse, and even the way we rank its one-liners, keeps getting tangled up in it. A 17-million-yuan rage-bait cartoon about a cow is, for a lot of viewers, more interesting than a nine-figure spectacle.

The only real pushback came from Beijing News, which told cinemas to act as gatekeepers and ‘clearly reject films that are obviously not up to standard instead of letting films like Niu Lai run rampant.’ Spoiler: the cinemas, and the paying audience, did not listen.

The bottom line

Not every story needs a happy ending, but this one has earned it. A movie that ‘bad in every aspect’ became the surprise hit of the season because it was made by people, not a pipeline. In an era when every frame is AI-sharpened and focus-grouped, maybe audiences just wanted to watch a cow.

We see you, tiny cow movie. Keep staring.

A frame from the Niu Lai animation showing its low-poly cow protagonist
A frame from ‘Niu Lai’ (‘The Cow is Coming’). (Image: Wikimedia Commons, CC0)

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